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How did I get into the website business?
My husband, Seth and I have been married for about 12 years now (yeah, I know, you're thinking, WAIT - how old ARE you? well my website says I'm 28 & I'm stickin' to it! - don't ask me how I REALLY am - in fact, don't EVER ask a woman how old she is, it's just rude!). Our anniversary is Dec 13. While we were engaged, I started dancing at a local strip club to help pay for the wedding. Six years later, I finally gave it up for good (I hope!) I've always been very sexual, and Seth and I started 'swinging' with other couples before we got married. In 1999, we moved to Florida and while searching for new and cool couples to play with, we happened across a webgirl named Hone (who no longer has a site). We saw how much fun she was having and how much fun her members were having, and decided we'd like to give it a try! Hey, I love to show off my body (I hate to admit it, but I'm a bit of a late-bloomer and didn't start getting really into wild stuff until Seth came along!), I also really wanted to slowly get out of the strip club business and be at home more and have more time for the things I love, like traveling. We started our first site in 1999 with absolutely no clue what we were doing (sometimes I think we still don't!). We dove in head first, and of course it was a disaster! Guys loved it, but we got our first month's bill for bandwidth and our eyes popped out! We had a total of four members and not nearly enough money coming in to play the bill, so after one short month, we shut it down ;-( We liked the idea of having a site, but we knew it wasn’t the right time for us. We moved back to Michigan a year later (I know....we moved from Florida back to Michigan? Yeah, we're a little nuts....but our family was back there) and starting playing around with the idea again. Then we happened to run across a couple of old friends from our early swinging days and discovered that while we were gone, they had both gotten into the website stuff! Well, that sealed it, we were all for it and while I finished my last year of college, nudecollegechick.com was born! My first members signed up in December 2000 and I've been diving in and learning as I go ever since then! I’ll be honest, I am learning slowly about the web work side of the site, things like updating and all the technical stuff so for now, I'm doing more of the 'fun' things like gangbangs and having webcam parties with girlfriends! But I am learning, slowly, and every day, I'm taking more of the responsibility of the site from Seth, who's very busy working on our ever-expanding little empire of amateur sites. So how did nudecollegechick.com become The Nympho? Simple. I graduated, for one....I'm not a college chick any more! Two, the original site was hosted by IFriends (boo! hiss!) and they royally screwed me over (warning: don't do business with IFriends!!), so I went off on my own. We thought about site names..and Seth suggested that we just say what I am...a nympho!
In the years since, we've had a lot of fun
and learned a whole lot and had plenty of good and bad
experiences. We've (twice!) had our billing company disappear on
us (owing us money!), we've had shoots and parties that didn't
turn out as planned, we've even had so-called 'friends' stab us
in the back...but for every negative thing that's happened over
the years, we've had plenty more positive. We've become good
friends with many of our original members and met and became
friends with plenty more. We've learned more about what our
members want to see from us, and learned how to have some of the
wildest, most fun parties and live shows ever seen! We've added
other sites to our 'network' and my little homemade amateur site
has grown into one of the largest amateur sites in the history
of the net - something we're quite proud of!
In May 2006, we decided that the sites were
doing well, money was not the concern it used to be and it was
time to take our sites and business to the next level...and take
us to where we wanted to be, sunny Arizona! We had visited
Arizona a number of times and loved it, and when we had the
chance to make the move away from Michigan (for good!) we did it
in a heartbeat...and we're loving every minute of it! Our
original plans were to make Arizona an 'intermediate' step to
moving to Southern California...but we've had so much fun and
met so many great people here, I don't think we'll be leaving!
I consider my site - and all the sites we run
- as 'amateur' sites, 'cause we're NOT some big corporation,
we're mostly just Seth & I doing it all. Yes, I have done - and
continue to do - some 'pro' adult videos in LA (you may have
seen me in some videos!) but even as I get busier and busier
doing 'LA shoots' I don't consider myself a 'porn star' - I'm
just Alanna and my first love will always be my website!
My stats I am 5 ‘ 7” tall and I think I'm somewhat proportionately fit. However this year I've need to start watching what I eat and exercise a bit more. Even though some clothes fit different, I wear a medium or 6 in panties, size 7 in jeans/pants and go for a S or M in shirts/tanks. I figure to buy a M if it’s made out of cotton because I'll always shrink it ;-) My bra size is 36B…hey, that's an improvement over the 36A I used to be! (and NO, silly people, I didn't get a boob job, my boobs have just grown - a little - over time!) I get asked a lot what my favorite color is and what I like to wear. I like reds, blues, whites, blacks, and different shades. That didn't help? I'm not surprised. I will say I am a picky person. I guess you can call me ‘high maintenance’ (Seth does!) I don’t like neon. I have tried neon clothes for the club and simply don’t like the way it looks or how it really shows up in the dark. I can wear white or bright colors, tho. We like to decorate with bright colors, and like my clothes, we are little bit 'funky' when it comes to decorating. I like to be natural and natural looking. I hardly wear makeup. On certain occasions I’ll wear makeup but often it makes my skin break out. It used to be I wouldn't be caught dead without a bra, but these days, I'm just as likely to be without a bra (and panties) as with! (Check some time!) The only thing on me that isn’t natural is my hair. I do get it colored blonde. I used to have a light brown hair color but Seth suggested I lighten it. I tried it, loved it and loved how much more attention I get (gentlemen (and pervs alike!) DO prefer blondes!) My eyes are hazel and sometimes look brown. I guess it depends on my mood. I watch a lot of TV...we have our nightly ritual of unwinding and watching some boob tube, much like most people! We're Family Guy freaks (Seth's sons said he looked like Peter...good thing he's not as dumb!) and love How I Met Your Mother, American Idol, Two & and Half Men...We're huge Friends fans...we've seen every episode so many times, we can tell the jokes (on re-runs) before the actors do. We're also big fans of That 70's show (hey, ya gotta love a show that shows people smoking weed on a regular basis! We even met (and flashed for) Tommy Chong! Yeah!). I also love the Monkees (see below) and - gulp - I'm a big Little House on the Prairie fan. Yes, you read that right. As far as movies...Pulp Fiction is a favorite (we've watched it probably 100 times!) and silly stuff like Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle and EuroTrip are favorites, too...
Music? I'm mostly into alternative music - my
current favorites are the RHCP, Kaiser Chiefs, Muse, stuff like
that...but I also appreciate lots of other types of music, and
you'll find everything from Johnny Cash to Days of the New in my
CD collection...I'm a huge fan of the Monkees, Hendrix , the
Doors and I love 80’s music and find myself very rarely
listening to country even though I think Garth Brooks is one
hell of a handsome man! What can I say? I love dorks!.;-)
Sexuality This is the part you're really interested in, huh? Well, it won't take much and you'll discover I’m a major pervert through and through and I’ll tell it to you like it is. I am very bisexual and have known it for many years (even before Seth and I started swinging....but I just couldn’t admit to it then - guess I was a ‘closet bi’). Seth called it ‘bi curious.' I guess I'm a bit past the 'curious' stage now... Today I can easily admit to anyone - well, almost anyone - I am bisexual! I love women a lot, but I still love men first (I'm not ever going to give up dick!) My first memorable experience with a female was at a swingers party. The couple was a little older than us but very attractive. I was so afraid to, um, 'go down south' on her (isn't everyone a little shy the first time?). But she tasted great and I loved it! Since then, I check out women as much as Seth does. We're always pointing out hot women to each other....if you're a chica and think I'm staring at you, it's probably because I'm picturing you naked! What else do I like? Well, you name it ;-) I really, really do love it when a man (or lots of men!) cum all over me, all over my face, in my mouth, right down my throat and then having the guy feel my throat as I swallow his cum! What a rush! Seth couldn't believe it the first time I swallowed his cum... I think he decided to marry me right then and there! I just love the taste, the naughtiness of it...I feel like such a bad girl!
I just love oral sex and I always have
(giving and receiving!). I'm working on my deepthroating
technique (Seth's always willing to let me practice on him!) and
- strangely enough - I really like being forced down on a big
cock, maybe gagging a bit...yeah, I'm a pervert!
Just like a lot of girls won't do that, a lot won't try anal, either. But not only have I tried it, I LOVE it! Sure, sometimes it hurts (especially when the dick is a big black one) but I love how much it turns a guy on, and in turn that turns me on! I've done double penetration, too....at first it wasn't very comfortable, but I've learned a few tricks (it's harder than it looks in the movies!) and now the feeling of having both my pussy and ass (mouth, too!) stuffed full all at the same time is such a huge turn on! Really, when it comes to sexually, I am up for almost anything! (There are a very few things I WON'T do...you know what I mean so don't even ask!) Seth and I both are major voyeurs...Seth loves to watch me getting fucked and vice-versa.
Me and
you, getting it on
So you're thinking, how I can I get with this horny nympho chick? Is there a chance? Well, yes, there's a definite chance....but you need to learn, know and remember a few things.
Where and when, first of all....well, Seth
and I are swingers, so we go to swing clubs wherever we're
traveling (which is all over the country). Members know the
whens and wheres. Sometimes I'll meet people I like at swing
parties and invite them to do photo shoots with me. We also go
to a lot of webcam girl parties that have - sometimes, anyway -
after-parties that include members and others. Once in a great
while, I'll invite someone we've met to join me at our place for
some fun or photos.
The best chance, tho, is to come to a party that we're throwing (and we throw some wild ones!) Check out the schedule and info at FuckFestParties.com and make your plans to attend!
So it is quite possible (I am a nympho, after
all, I've gotta have my dick (or pussy!) But....
The first rule -and the first rule of
swinging period - is NO MEANS NO. It doesn't mean
keep doing it 'til I say no 12 times, it doesn't mean not now,
it means NO. If I say no to you, for whatever reason,
that's the way it is.
Just as important to remember is MY number
one pet peeve. This rule has stayed with me since Seth and I
started doing swinging things, and that is IF YOU WANT TO HAVE
ANY REMOTE CHANCE OF HAVING SEX WITH ME, please oh please,
right from the start, don't be an ass. Don't even
try some macho, I've got a big dick, baby, c'mon, how 'bout it
crap. It's simple: if you're PUSHY, there's no PUSSY! Try
hanging with me and being nice and NOT pushy. Don't assume,
don't beg, don't keep pestering me, thinking I'll give in. It
only turns me off. Completely.
And I don’t care if you were nice at first and got the idea you were getting some just because I have a website. If you're SURE you're gonna get some, you probably won't! That might sound rude but it’s true. I just plain can't stand egotistical guys or pushy people....I may even say to you “possibly but no guarantees” but don’t make an assumption that means “I am in!!” ...that just means you're doing something right, so continue to be nice and maybe. Here's an example: one of my current members (you know who you are!) came to one of the webcam parties I was attending. He was cool and chatted with me. He then understood to leave me alone and let me mingle. Even after 'stuff' started between me and some other guys, he sat there and didn’t stare and drool but calmly just sat and watched. I was VERY IMPRESSED. I was impressed enough that by the end of the night, I directed Seth into a quiet room and invited my member into the room, and we did stuff behind locked doors. That was my way of saying “thank you for being nice and not pushy.”
Boring stuff
We live in Arizona, in a nice suburb of Phoenix...we're livin' large these days with a big house, a pool...life is good! Seth & I are both pack rats, and kind of slobs at times - well, you'll see that on our live cameras! I was born in Ohio while Seth was born, well, in the middle of nowhere in Michigan. I was raised in a nice, Christian family in a nice middle class neighborhood where I learned to downhill ski and traveled a lot. Seth grew up pretty much on a farm, was raised to be polite and proper and be boring....now, look out! We're both sex-crazed, pot-smoking, devil-worshipping freaks! (well, okay, we're not devil worshipers, but the rest is true!) Stupid little things about me I love M & M’s (I just choose not to eat them any more!), finding time to read, and working on this site. I also love to travel, downhill ski, and find new adventures along the way. A couple of years ago, I found myself getting more and more into history, and now I can’t get enough of it. My biggest interest is how people really lived in the 1800’s. I don't smoke cigarettes, and I drink occasionally, but I'd rather smoke pot. It's a better feeling, no hangover and dammit it SHOULD be legal! I really didn't get into smoking until a few years ago, and I'll smoke to relax a few evenings a week. I'm still paranoid that everyone will think I'm a terrible person because I get high, but hey, even our ex-president has done it! I'm not and never will be into anything heavier than the miracle weed, tho. I love meeting new people and being creative in turning them on sexually because I am changing sexually every day.
One question that often comes up - will I
make custom videos? Well, I've found that making custom videos
is a time-consuming job for very little pay. In fact, it's
waaaay more of a hassle than it's worth. Too many times I've
made arrangements to do a video and either 1) had problems or 2)
the buyer suddenly drops off the face of the earth. So....I'm
not real keen on making custom videos any more. I could
be persuaded - under the right circumstances - but no
guarantees. the best I can say is
email me and we'll
talk.
I hope I haven’t forgotten anything!
If there's something else you wanna know,
email me
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Some other goofy stuff... *Click here for our story, as told by Seth! Our little code words.... Seth and I have our silly words and phrases for things we like and dislike...from time to time you might be wondering 'what the heck is she talking about?' Well, here's a primer to fill you in..... Fruit = masturbating (as in: I had some fruit today! or What, you're not horny? Did you have fruit?) Mr. Johnson = my big, black anal toy (as in: use lots of lube when using Mr. Johnson!) Satan = Seth's ex (as in: Satan called today, bitching again! or I really try to be nothing at all like Satan!) Fishing = smoking (pot) (as in: It's been a stressful day, I think we're gonna be fishing tonight!) Tackle box = where we keep the fishing equipment (as in: grab the tackle box, it's time to relax) The bad place = the strip club where I used to work (as in: I'm so glad I don't work at the bad place any more!) Jelly! Thanks to life-long
allergies, Seth can't have cats or most dogs as pets (put him in a
room with a cat and he'll be sneezing, wheezing and miserable in 10
minutes!)
Phoebe! I had a decision to make
- do I want kids or not? Seth & I had been married a few years,
things were going well and I needed to stop 'putting off' making a
decision about kids...and after a lot of thought, advice from
girlfriends and a little convincing of Seth, I decided NOT to have
kids. Kids are great, don't get me wrong, but not every woman needs
to have children, and I'm one who would rather not...yeah for me!
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